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Anonymous asked: Your a stud (to mun c:)♡

[[I’d say I’m average at best.]]

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ask-irl-femjean asked: ((YOU'RE BACK WELCOME BACK ASDFGH <33333 ))

[[Hello! Thank you for the warm welcome on my return.]]

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Anonymous asked: Oh wow hello! I just wanna say I'm very glad you're back~ I understand you must have a busy life! Yet it's very good to see you on here again! You are my absolute favorite Reiner ask blog!

[[Thank you, anon. I’m glad to know people are happy to see me back on tumblr. I missed you all, and I hope going forward I can continue to please and impress everyone.]]

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Anonymous asked: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Whoa, hold your horses there! That’s… damn, I’m not counting that many hearts. That’s too many hearts. But I can give you a few tips for winning Allen’s heart. Warrior to anon. Mano a anon-o.

1. He’s pretty into dudes. He and I have got that in common. Heck, I hear he’s even got similar taste to me.

2. You’d probably go far if you gave him a shitty card. Bad stick figures and comic sans go a long way, though I haven’t got a clue what “comic sans” even is.

3. Dunno what’s up with this, but he seems to like people more if they’re a fan of my relationship with Bertolt.

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lithuan1a asked: Can I just say that WOW I love you so much you make a perfect Reiner okay. Like, you're the best Reiner I've seen. Keep it up! <3

[[Thank you very much for saying so. I try my hardest. And I will keep trying harder, so I don’t have to go on a hiatus like this again.]]

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shitty-brat-eren asked: ♥ ♥

Tip #1: Try shoving a blade up his ass. That’s his secret weak point.

Tip #2: I think he likes something called “horse_ebooks”. Try getting him a horse. Or books. Or books about horses.

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Let’s reverse the tables. For every ♥, the MUSE will give advice on how to win the MUNS heart

(Source: missdarklink, via ask-irl-mikasa-ackerman)

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bloothehedgehog asked: Ur voice is cool!!!

[[Man, that post was ages ago, but thank you for saying so. I should record a new thing at some point, or something.]]

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That’d be like having a crush on a rabid wolverine. I’m not attracted to that, there’s no emotional bond there, and it’s probably going to attack me if I get too close.

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Well, now that you mention it&#8230;
Did I ever tell you that it&#8217;s a sign of trust for someone like me to let someone else near their neck? Because it is. Hundred percent true, just like a Colossal Titan&#8217;s weak point being up his ass.
There&#8217;s at least one guy I trust enough with my neck that he can bite it.

Well, now that you mention it…

Did I ever tell you that it’s a sign of trust for someone like me to let someone else near their neck? Because it is. Hundred percent true, just like a Colossal Titan’s weak point being up his ass.

There’s at least one guy I trust enough with my neck that he can bite it.